My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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