Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
i think im in europe. pls send help
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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