he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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