dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I can't turn off my feet"
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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