I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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