No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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