i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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