Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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