YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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