I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I came so hard my ears popped.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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