then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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