i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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