Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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