at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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