Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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