At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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