R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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