Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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