I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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