the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
its not stalking. its research.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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