I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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