Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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