we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
You need a sexual gate keeper
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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