So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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