Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
how drunk are you?
Several
Randomize
