I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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