I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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