I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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