I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Dignity is for republicans.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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