My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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