we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
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