I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
The adults are the big ones right?
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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