She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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