im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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