I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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