I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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