i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
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