You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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