she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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