Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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