You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Randomize
