Ambien. No doubt about it.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
even my farts smell like vagina
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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