We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
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