Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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