But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
her vagine was all disorganized.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I intend to get homeless drunk
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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