Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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