no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
