i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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