Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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