SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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